May Bumps 2019 – Thursday

A very successful day for KCBC resulted in W1 and M1 bumping, M2 rowing over, and unfortunately W2 getting bumped. Full race reports will follow shortly.

Crew Wednesday Thursday
M1 +1 (Queens') +1 (Jesus)
W1 row-over +1 (Trinity Hall)
W2 -1 (Clare Hall) -1 (Lucy Cavendish II)
M2 -1 (Pembroke III) row-over
M1 celebrating yet another victorious day of bumps.

M1: Bumped Jesus

Written by Kozzy Voudouris

The second day of bumps needed M1 to put out something special. Jesus were our target, and we knew we could get them. Our warm up focussed us in, we were hungry. We revelled in the challenging gusty conditions. Pushing out at the lock we were relaxed and confident. The start was fast, clinical, blistering. We sliced through the wash under the A14 foot bridge and settled onto a solid rhythm. Shouts of “MOVING” on the bank took us to one whistle by First Post Corner.

Through the Gut, we started to close in to two whistles. Coming out of Grassy, we lifted down Plough Reach. Still relaxed and poised for the attack we came round Ditton, taking the tighter line. Three whistles. Coming into the headwind at the top of the Reach, Jesus started to crumble. Within a few strokes we had overlap, bumping before the kink in the Reach. Victory was ours. King’s are now higher than Jesus for the first time in living memory. M1 are tenth on the River, chasing First and Third tomorrow.

W1: Bumped Trinity Hall

Written by Mary Coleman

W1 in the same position as the first day and chasing the same crew had a new drive to bump up and out of Division 2. With a steady start to the race, W1 came storming down the river, already gaining on Trinity Hall W1 by the First Post Corner. But W1 weren't going to have an uncontested race, because slowly gaining on them was Downing/Darwin who had bumped up yesterday. This gave W1 the added push they needed to catch Trinity Hall, which they were lacking yesterday. Down onto Grassy Corner and King's W1 are half a boat-length away from Trinity Hall, whilst Darwin are a boat length away from them.

With the long reach coming up, King's new it was now or never and gave one last drive to bump Trinity Hall just past the corner. King's W1 fuelled by their success in their first race, we're now at the top of division 2 and were faced with the opportunity to bump up into division 1. However, even with this determination, King's W1 did not prove fast enough to catch Queen's W1 before they bumped Peterhouse! Tomorrow King's W1 look to row over at the head of division 2 and another attempt to bump up into division 1.

Lent Bumps 2019 – Saturday

On the final day of this year's Lent Bumps, KCBC had a very successful day, with bumps for M1 and M2, and row-overs for W1 and W2. Well done to all crews who took part, from both King's and the other colleges, and especially to those who competed in Bumps for the first time!

Having made a name for themselves in both Mays 2018 and Lents 2019, our first men's boat end the week in 12th position, coincidentally the same position they will be starting Mays next term. The first women's boat end the week at the top of the second division, one above their start position next term.

The final overall results are shown below:

M1+5day off+3 (Girton)+1 (Queens')row-over+1 (Clare)
W10-1 (Fitz)day off+1 (Lucy Cavendish)row-overrow-over
W2-5-3 (Trinity Hall II)-1 (Darwin II)day off-1 (Newnham III)row-over
M2-1-1 (Caius III)-1 (Queens' III)row-overrow-over+1 (Peterhouse II)

M1: Bumped Clare

Written by Adam Townson

After a frustrating Friday for M1, we were all focused on delivering our best performance on the final day of Bumps to round off a successful campaign. We began the week at 17th position on the river, but knew that bumping Clare on the final day would give us a finishing position of 12th. We were being chased by Magdalene. They are regarded as a fast boat, but we had shown earlier in the week that we could walk away from them and were confident that a good row from us would ensure we would walk away again and bump Clare. We had a very good warm-up and our practice start was the best we had delivered all term. We finished the row down to the start and awaited the four-minute canon.

The start canon boomed and we got away fast. Calls from the bank told us we were MOOVINGGG. We came out of our start sequence and found our rhythm coming through the railway bridge. Our attack was rewarded with our first whistle. By this point, we were outside station from Magdalene, and could relax and turn our focus solely to bumping Clare. The whistles kept coming and we showed no signs of making it a slog. We bumped Clare before first post corner. It was the perfect end to a great campaign.

W1: Row-over

Written by Izzy Hogan

Having experienced being bumped, bumping and several rowovers we were determined to gain during Saturdays racing. As sandwich boat being chased by Peterhouse we knew we’d have it tough. But the whistle blows from their coach never lasted long as we consistently pulled away, leaving Darwin to bump them out. To try to break into div 1 we agreed that we’d step it all out in the first two minutes - a tactic that was working as a solid start resulted in a length whistle. This 2 minutes turned to 10 as Queens managed to keep their distance for the rest of the piece. But we finished with our heads held high, defending our position at the top of div 2.

M2: Bumped Peterhouse II

Written by Will Ransom

We started the day as the M4/M3 sandwich boat, so we had to row twice, which we did very well by walking away from Wolfson II, but we were scared going into the final race of bumps, so we worked hard and got a bump on Peterhouse II at Ditton Corner, and now we are happy.

W2: Rowed-over

Written by Francesca Lisle

It was the last day and therefore the last attempt for W2 to avoid SuperSpoons. Tensions were high. The row down involved weather from all four seasons - there was a whole lot of wind, some rain with intermittent periods of sunshine. We set off down to the lock to start the race. The 4 minute canon went off followed in no time at all by the 1 minute canon. We set off and had a good start pulling away from Clare Hall W1 behind us. We maintained the distance for a while until they started closing in on us on the reach down to first post corner. We were a three boat sandwich with Emma W3 on the heels of Clare Hall W1.

At this point William Connolly decided he wanted in on the action and got on his bike to follow us down. Charles (our cox) took a glorious line round first post corner which meant we were able to push away from Clare Hall who took a much wider line. Emma then soared in with an equally glorious line, bumping Clare Hall. The cheers were abundant... most of which seemed to be coming from the Kings W2 boat who had fought off the SuperSpoons and could now look at getting Newnham W3 back for their bump on us yesterday. We pushed on and rowed hard all the way down to the reach.

Newnham W3 in front of us then caught a crab and our bank party were besides themselves telling us to go and catch them at their moment of weakness. We closed in. There was a whistle. There was one boat length distance between us. Spurred on by the shouts of people on the bank (our bank parties had doubled in size at this point as more people decided to follow the action) Newnham managed to pull away and we continued to the finish line... or what we thought was the finish line. Our bank party quickly spurred us on to the correct finish line. We crossed it and erupted into great celebration at our row over. The M3 boats marshalling at the P&E had seemed slightly confused at such celebration for what appeared to be an average rowover. Little did they know we had just won our long hard fight against SuperSpoons!

Lent Bumps 2019 – Friday

Past the half-way point of this year's Lents, Friday saw row-overs from M1, W1 and M2, and W2 bumped by Newnham III.

Aggregate results after Friday:

M1+4day off+3 (Girton)+1 (Queens')row-over
W10-1 (Fitz)day off+1 (Lucy Cavendish)row-over
W2-5-3 (Trinity Hall II)-1 (Darwin II)day off-1 (Newnham III)
M2-2-1 (Caius III)-1 (Queens' III)row-overrow-over

M1: Row-over

Written by Neil Paul

Day 3 of Bumps for M1 has been another dramatic one. Today we were chasing Trinity Hall, who were chasing Clare. After seeing Queens' gain on Trinity Hall off the start yesterday, we were confident that we could catch Trinity Hall. The big question was – could we catch Trinity Hall before they caught Clare? As the four minute cannon fired, the rain began to fall heavily and the wind picked up. Station 13 gave us a straight line to First Post Corner, and we intended to capitalise on it. After a solid start we hit a strong rhythm coming into the Motorway Bridge. About halfway up First Post Reach we got our first whistle – we were moving on Trinity Hall.

Coming into First Post Corner we started getting two whistles, but we could also sense that Trinity Hall were gaining rapidly on Clare. The water became very choppy. Vicky steered us safely through the carnage in the Gut, skilfully avoiding Peterhouse (whose stern blocked the racing line into Grassy Corner). As we came out of the corner, we heard calls from the bank saying that we had to go now, before Trinity Hall finished off Clare. We lifted and got to within 1/4 of a length when we were told to hold it up. Trinity Hall had bumped Clare. We were given a technical row-over. It was not the result we had hoped for, but it was still a good race between three good crews. It was all the more thrilling for the spectators at the Plough, who got to see the final few strokes unfold in front of their eyes. We had a determined row back to the Boathouse, closely followed by Magdalene. The unsavoury comments from their bank party will help to spur us on tomorrow, away from them and, hopefully, into Clare. We did it on Day 2, we can do it again.

W1: Row-over

Written by Amanda McHugh

Following a successful second day of racing, W1 were back on the water and ready to take on another day of bumps, in far better weather than the previous day. As sandwich boat, our aim was once again to row over, hopefully this time without getting caught. We had every confidence that this would be the case, and indeed it was: a successful row over at the top of Division 2 put us at the bottom of Division 1 to chase Queens’. We didn’t catch them despite a strong row over, but overall we were in a good position to take on the final day of bumps.

W2: Bumped by Newnham III

Written by Ranjani Parthasarathy

Going into Friday’s race, W2 were fully focused and determined to change our luck. We pushed out on a bright afternoon and had a clear racing line for our strong start, which pushed us away from Newnham behind. We could see Clare Hall gaining on Newnham, and were fairly confident that we’d be rowing over (or trying to catch Darwin), when the first of two disasters struck: another boat that had cleared was blown back onto the course and forced us to put on the rudder to avoid a crash. Some brilliant coxing by Charles kept us clear of the boat, but we lost some of the distance we’d opened up on Newnham. We struggled to regain our composure and Clare Hall fell away from Newnham, freeing Newnham to start walking up on us. Although we fought to avoid the bump, holding Newnham away from the overlap and not conceding until the bump looked certain, W2 did sadly go down in the rankings today. We sprang back by belting out ABBA songs all the way home, and are ready to take on bumps again tomorrow! 

W2 remaining cheerful on their row home, after being bumped on Thursday.

M2: Row-over

Written by Moritz von Haacke

In conditions far better than yesterday, the M2 crew were excited to push Queens' M3 back into the division they belonged, but Queens' caught Peterhouse M2 and we rowed over.

Lent Bumps 2019 – Thursday

After a mixed start to KCBC's bumps campaign, Thursday set things firmly back on track, with bumps by both of our first boats, a row-over by M2 and a day off for W2.

Aggregate results after Thursday:

M1+4day off+3 (Girton)+1 (Queens')
W10-1 (Fitz)day off+1 (Lucy Cavendish)
W2-4-3 (Trinity Hall II)-1 (Darwin II)day off
M2-2-1 (Caius III)-1 (Queens' III)row-over

W1: Bumped Lucy Cavendish

Written by Amanda McHugh

W1 celebrating after a well-deserved bump on Lucy Cavendish

After a day off the water, W1 were back and ready fight, with only two options: bump or be bumped. When the cannon went for Division 2, W1 were off like a rocket (despite a slightly shaky start), and almost immediately the horn sounded, telling us that we were a length off Lucy Cavendish. From then on it was a mix of adrenaline-fuelled power and exemplar coxing that allowed us to bump in no time, although Lucy Cavendish’s unwillingness to concede led to a rather aggressive bump. Immediately after racing in division two came our first division race, with us once again facing Fitz, although now we were chasing them instead of the other way around. After a rather monumental crab, which was very nicely recovered from, we rowed over the whole course, through somewhat biblical weather, and more than anything we were glad to get back into the warm and dry, with the added bonus of having restored our glorious sandwichy status.

M1: Bumped Queens'

Written by Adam Townson

King's M1 bumping Queens' - Video by William Connolley

The overbump on the first day of racing had given us confidence that we could have a strong campaign, but we knew that the second day of racing was important; we were either bumping Queens' or getting bumped by a fast Magdalene crew. Horrible windy and wet conditions added to the theatre of the day. The canon fired and first division was off. We had an OK start, but never found the strong and sustainable rhythm that we had work so hard on all term. Magdalene were closing gradually but coming up first post reach we began to get whistles to signal were closing on Queens’.

Coming around first post we had overlap, but calls from the bank told us to hold it up. A blocked river lay ahead after some boats failed to clear. A re-row was called, so we spun around and rowed back down to our station. The canons fired again, and we were off for a second time. We had a much more controlled start, and stepped onto a far more relaxed and long rhythm. From this rhythm, we got what we deserved. We pulled away from Magdalene coming up first post reach and were fast closing in on Queens’. We knew they would break eventually and an excellent line coming around first post corner ensured the bump. We come back tomorrow, hungry for a another one.

M2: Rowed Over

Written by Will Ransom

We started feeling sad after yesterday and didn't want to get bumped again, but we rowed really hard despite the awful conditions and managed to secure a juicy row over.

Lent Bumps 2019 – Wednesday

After a disappointing start yesterday, M1, M2, and W2 took to the water, aiming to make up for yesterday's bumps. W1 had their rest day today, and will return to the river tomorrow, hoping to regain their position in the first division after an unfortunate start to their campaign.

Aggregate results after Wednesday:

M1day off+3 (Girton)
W1-1 (Fitz)day off
W2-3 (Trinity Hall II)-1 (Darwin II)
M2-1 (Caius III)-1 (Queens' III)

M1: Over-bumped Girton

Written by Matt Else

M1 rowing back after a successful race (Photo by Will Miller)

M1 rowed last, surrounded by fast crews, chasing Magdalene and being chased by Emmanuel, at station 17 in the first division. After a shaky start off the gun, we recovered quickly, hitting rate 45 off our lengthens and moving onto a strong, sustainable rhythm. As we came under the A14 bridge, it became apparent that Magdalene were going to catch Churchill ahead of them, leaving us with the prospect of overbumping Girton if we were to avoid rowing over the whole course.

We were confident it could be done, and soon shouts from the bank told us that we were four lengths away from Girton. To the pleasant surprise of the crew, the gap shortly became three lengths, then two, reaching inside station shortly before first post corner, leading to the first over-bump in the Men's first division since 2010 on the apex of first post corner. As a result, M1 has moved up to 14th in the first division, looking forward to chasing Queens' tomorrow afternoon and relishing the challenge of pushing away from a strong Magdalene crew.

M2: Bumped by Queens' III

Written by Moritz von Haacke

After a mediocre day on Tuesday, King’s M2 was adamant to show a good result by rowing over ahead of Queens’ M3, but with a somewhat rushed start and worsening conditions past the motorway bridge, the Queens’ crew was able to capitalise. They received a whistle slightly before first post corner, and then made contact with our stern shortly after.

W2: Bumped by Darwin II

Written by Alex Murray

W2 staying cheerful, rowing back after being bumped. Photo by Giorgio Divitini

After a somewhat disappointing start on Tuesday, W2 were back and raring to go for day two of bumps. Being chased by our long-standing nemeses, Darwin, we knew this race was going to be a tough one. We had a great start and soon settled into a nice strong pace. We were even gaining on Medwards! Alas, it wasn’t enough: Darwin got one whistle, then two, and despite some great ‘lift’ calls from Charles they soon caught us. We may have taken a hit, but we’ll be back on Friday ready to bump!

Lent Bumps 2019 – Tuesday

Yesterday, on Tuesday, three of King's Lent crews: W1, W2 and M2 began their campaigns, with M1 starting with a rest day. Individual race reports follow below:

W1: Bumped by Fitzwilliam

Written by Amanda McHugh

Kitted out with matching sunglasses and purple war paint, King’s W1, the majority of whom had never actually done bumps before, were ready to take on the Cam and row over in glorious fashion (rumour has it that if you all have co-ordinating kit on you get a second off your split). After what seemed like an age, and a couple of questionable renditions of Total Eclipse of the Heart, we were ready to row up to our station and row over the whole course. However, this was not to be: out of nowhere, Fitz were on us, and although we held our own for a fair while, they caught us, and we had to concede, but not before our stroke’s rigger came down on their bow and carved a nice little line out of it. Overall, although it wasn’t the result we’d hoped for, W1 proved that we were ready to fight, and the next days of bumps should be, at the very least, very exciting.

W2: (Over-)bumped by Trinity Hall II

Written by Marie-Julie Cnudde

The first day of W2s bumps campaign didn’t exactly go to plan. The last boat to arrive at marshalling (the crew had been distracted by our flashy new leg warmers and “festival style” war paint), the girls thought they could pull it off. Someone on bumpit had even gone so far to predict W2, or colloquially KCBABESC, would DOUBLE OVERBUMP on St Edmunds W1. The crew was hyped rowing towards the start. The practice start fast. And then the wait. The cannons. The first stroke. The start was snappy and fast, W2 were gaining on Queens W2, Murray Edwards trailing behind. And then, crab. The boat was rocked. The recovery wasn’t happening. Medwards were gaining but alas, they conceded. Their cox’s hand shot up for a minuscule second, so fast that neither cox, bank party or Marshall noticed. W2 were still loosing speed with chaos amongst those that could still row. The Medwards boat was clearing and as their bowball passed the Kings cox, Kings W2 conceded and pulled into the bank, unaware of the tragedy that was to follow when Trinity Hall W2 continued past, overbumping W2, in the most unlucky of ways.

M2: Bumped by Caius III

Written by Paul Kearns

We chatted a lot about our ability to quickly bump Peterhouse II, but were sadly but squarely beaten by a very fast Caius III, which rumour has it is their first postgrad boat.

Lent Bumps – Summary

Crew Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Overall Final Position
M1 -1 -1 -1 0 -3 16th in Division 1
W1 0 +1 +1 +1 +3 Head of Division 2
M2 -1 +1 0/- -/0 0/+1 +1 17th in Division 3
W2 +1 0 +1 +1 +3 11th in Division 3
M3 0 +1 +1 0 +2 6th in Division 4

M1: [Bow] Mike Tallent, [2] Daro Nakshbande, [3] Jacob Toop-Rose, [4] Josh Guha, [5] Hans Verschueren, [6] Kozzy Voudouris, [7] Lewis Couch, [Stroke] Neil Paul, [Cox] Hrutvik Kanabar, [Coaches] Chris Smith, Will Miller and Lachlan Jardine, [Boat] Adrian Cadbury.

W1: [Bow] Mary Coleman, [2] Selena Deng, [3] Rachael Baker, [4] Danielle Jackson, [5] Christina Woolner, [6] Rebekka Thur, [7] Tabitha Biller, [Stroke] Elizabeth Byrne, [Cox] Ellen Berry, [Coach] Roger Thorogood, [Boat] Leo Sharpeston.

M2: [Bow] Conor Bacon, [2] Hrutvik Kanabar, [3] Alistair Goodman, [4] Edward Miller, [5] Siggi Martinsson, [6] Shuowang He, [7] Adam Townson, [Stroke] Joe Gaffney, [Cox] Charles Connor, [Coach] Chris Braithwaite, [Boat] Turing Machine.

W2: [Bow] Izzy Read, [2] Lauren Dyer, [3] Victoria Clarkson, [4] Anya Davidson, [5] Anna Ahlskog, [6] Freya Reevell, [7] Alizée Pace, [Stroke] Martha Crass, [Cox] Dylan Whitaker, [Coach] Mike Arnold, Molly Murton and Ruby Whipp, [Boat] Jolly Roger.

M3: [Bow] Matthew Else, [2] Shaun Matos, [3] Sebastián Céspedes, [4] Jaza Syed, [5] Ethan Henson, [6] Alex Hobday/Daniel Larby, [7] Charlie Yoon, [Stroke] Danny Jenkins, [Cox] Abi Pearce, [Coaches] Sarah Williams and Conor Burgess, [Boat] Lady Johanna.

Lent Bumps – Saturday

W1 – Bumped Peterhouse W1, now Head of Div 2


M1 – Rowed over 16th in Div 1


Written by: Neil Paul

Down three in three days – so far this week had been one we’d rather forget. All we wanted was a good race, a chance to get onto the race rhythm we knew we had – we’d been outgunned in the first 500m on each of the last three days. Today was our chance to draw a line in the sand, to halt the freefall of King’s M1. We had Fitz behind; a crew that had performed similarly to us all term.

We had left the Boathouse yesterday with our heads down, and Chris Smith knew it. Today he called on our trump card – Lachlan Jardine – to get us fired up before the race. Lachlan yelled at us during our warm-up on the ergs, then he yelled at us a bit more on our warm-up to the Lock “believe in yourselves”. By the time we hopped out of the boat at marshalling, the crew was a completely different beast – we were starting to believe that we actually belonged in the First Division.

Magdalene were now sandwich boat (chasing Fitz). At marshalling, one of their crew members sidled up to us and out of the side of his mouth he whispered “just hold out for 1km”. The cheek of it!

Down at the start line Lachlan gave us one last pep talk before we jumped in the boat for the starting gun. The start was clean and we attacked First Post Reach. We held Fitz on station, which gave us all a great deal of confidence – maybe we could actually do this. Through the corners we hit our race rhythm – we had a few wobbles, but every time we’d lift it straight back up. Coming around Ditton, Fitz got to within a length, but we stopped them there. We couldn’t give in now, not on the last day. As we crossed the finish line, we couldn’t help but let out a yell. Back at the Boathouse, we chatted down the race, full of relief, breathless. It turns out we didn’t need Magdalene to come to the rescue – in fact, they were nowhere to be seen!


W2 – Bumped Clare Hall W1, now 11th in Div 3


M2 – Bumped (overtook) Queens’ M3, now 17th in Div 3


M3 – Rowed over 6th in Div 4

Lent Bumps 2017 – Day 5

Today is Day 5 – the final day of Lent Bumps and it’s shaping up to be the most thrilling yet! We have 5 King’s crews racing in potentially 7 races:

12:40 – King’s M3 (6th in Div 4) chase Boathouse rivals, Churchill M3, chased by Jesus M4

12:40 – King’s M2 (Head of Div 4), chased by St Catharine’s M3

13:20 – King’s W3 (12th in Div 3) chase Clare Hall W1, chased by Anglia Ruskin W1

14:00 – Depending on the result of their first race, King’s M2 may have the chance to bump up into Div 3, chasing Queens’ M3

14:40 – King’s W1 (2nd in Div 2) chase Peterhouse W1, chased by Homerton W1

16:00 – Depending on the result of their first race, King’s W1 may have the chance to bump up into Div 1, chasing Trinity Hall W1

16:40 – King’s M1 (16th in Div 1) chase Trinity Hall M1, chased by Fitzwilliam M1

Follow the racing as it happens by tuning in to CamFM:

Best of luck to all King’s crews racing today!

Lent Bumps 2017 – Friday

W1 – Bumped Homerton W1, now 2nd in Div 2

Written by: Tabitha Biller

While we were still on a high from W1’s first bump in Lents for 4 years, the crew knew that we had to catch Homerton to give us the best chance of bumping on Saturday. Added to that we had a score to settle having been bumped by them on the final day of Lents last year. Confident that Fitz would catch Magdalene behind us, we were expecting to have to work hard and were prepared to chase Homerton down the full course if we had to. Rowing down to the start we performed our usual trick of keeping Roger anxious by making our practice start “not pretty but quick” and soon we were at our station, enjoying being that little bit further away from the motorway bridge! After an anxious countdown the cannon came and we were off. Our start was good, getting the rate up around 40 and managing to keep a decent length on our strokes so that we had gained a whistle on Homerton before First Post Corner. We kept calm, lifting out of the corner and were able to hold them at 2 whistles coming into Grassy. Despite a couple of bowside wobbles our cox’s brilliant line round Grassy Corner brought us in with half a length and out with overlap, securing the bump as we chased them down Plough Reach. We just about managed to contain the whoops of delight until we’d cleared the river having bumped much earlier than we’d expected – a feat which we definitely own to Ellen’s awesome coxing (earning her great praise from our notoriously picky coach!). We go into tomorrow excited at the prospect of chasing Peterhouse with the potential of bumping up to sandwich boat.


M1 – Bumped by Trinity Hall M1, now 16th in Div 1

Written by Daro Nakshbande

‘Drat. Double Drat. Triple Drat. Please note: it stops at three.’ And so Smith introduced M1 to the novel concept of not receiving spoons.

Over the last two days we could have dealt with the outflow a little better than we have done, so we decided it would be beneficial to spend some more time in the boat before we marshalled for the race. We boated to Jesus Lock for our standard feet-out warm-up with some added front-end work drills to remind ourselves to stay loose and sharp.

At marshalling the crew felt disjointed and unfocused, perhaps a foreshadowing of what was yet to come. The row down to the lock was tense, resulting in a rather scrappy practice start at the Plough (‘as subtle as a brick to the face’). We did not let this faze us: even though the focus at the start line was still less good than it had been previously, we all knew what we had to do.

After a solid standing start we settled into our race rhythm before the outflow in anticipation of the wash which had caused us so many problems before at higher rates. We seemed to hold Trinity Hall off for most of First Post Reach and you could feel the confidence in the boat. However, it seemed we never quite fully recovered from the wash under the Motorway Bridge. Going into the corner, we had to take evasive manoeuvres and lost the fire. In the Gut, Trinity Hall was closing in on us fast. Realising this, we seemed to have conceded even before the bump was awarded.

Tomorrow, we will come back stronger, with the hope of holding Fitz off.

At least we made it round First Post Corner this time. Maybe we’ll even reach Grassy tomorrow.


W2 – Bumped Anglia Ruskin W1, now 12th in Div 3


M2 – Rowed over as Div 3/4 sandwich boat

Written by: Joe Gaffney

The day summarised our term and our bumps campaign thus far. We warmed up with intent – a clean practice start outside the plough, hitting 46 and settling at 41, was promising. Our prey, Queens III were late to station. Whether or not they showed, the Heavies were hungry to go up into Div 3, not least because we could then get brunch in hall before racing on Saturday. This was the first day we’d made full use of the length of the chain. Our start was one worthy of a bump. Despite a boat-stopping crab from Ed Miller, followed by a questionable restart, we were on two-whistles and gaining as we passed under the ‘motorway’ bridge. Riding the wash of crews ahead, it got increasingly loud – we were sure that the Heavies closing fast; all of a sudden we stopped dead. A clearing mishap by the crews ahead, and we we’d lost a blade and gained about 90 kilos to slog down the course. By the time we’d left the pile-up, which Queens had avoided, they had put a significant lead on us. Without hesitating, we had a second restart and gave chase. We really wanted our brunch, and especially wanted to get ourselves into the Third Badgering Division. Although we have spent most of the term boasting about our weight, it became highly apparent that this did not play in our favour. Closing from six lengths, we managed a whistle in the first half of the Reach – Charlie called us to finish them – two whistles. Was this it? We came through the railway bridge, realising the fight we had put up, the marshalling crews roared for us to row on. Alas, our best efforts were not enough. From first-post corner to the P&E, we had given it everything with 7 men. It wasn’t enough but we put in as good a fight as we could. We won’t look very pretty in the photos, but it was tough. A good rest tonight, eight blades, a row-over and we’ll finally (hopefully) get that elusive bump, finishing the campaign in Div 3. Whatever happens, King’s Heavies will show up when it really matters – just before the queue gets too long at Spoons.